Fart and Smunny

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I work in radio.



    "The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her."
    — 6 hours ago with 13116 notes



    how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

    Saying “I just want you” seems to do the trick.


    (via tvfanatic)

    — 2 days ago with 335814 notes

    ― I do this one thing… With ice cubes.

    All that water and they couldn’t put out the damn fire…

    (via babygray)

    — 4 days ago with 310 notes
    #Castle  #Rude 


    Amy Poehler is the effing best 


    (Source: cosmopolitanmagazine)

    — 6 days ago with 6923 notes


    Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’.

    What she did at this award show was amazing, especially because of how intentional and thought out it clearly was.

    Feminism is a scary word for a lot of people. Many women are afraid of calling themselves feminist because they think it implies anger, hatred of men, or a rejection of traditional femininity. 

    Beyonce presented everyone watching with two distinct images of what many viewers viewed as two very different women. There is the strong, independent FEMINIST. She is the woman who likes being in control and being in the spotlight. Then there is the WIFE and MOTHER. She is soft, sweet, smiling at the husband and child you can tell she loves and values so much.

    For every girl watching who was afraid to be a feminist, afraid to be powerful, because of what she thought she would lose, this is an incredible message. You can be all the things you want to be. You can be both. Feminists can have amazing happy, full lives full of both traditional and modern womanhood. 

    Feminism means gender should not be a source of persecution or a restriction of your choices. Feminism mean the type of person you should be is based on what you value, not what outside forces pressure you to value because of your gender or biological sex. Shout at the top of your lungs that you are a feminist and proud. Then go and be the exact person that you want to be. 

    (via buymorialand)

    — 1 week ago with 131898 notes
    #i love this  #Beyonce